I totally would. Check me out.
I remember that photo remarkably well. I paired a red polka dot head scarf with huge earrings, too much eyeliner, an orange polka dot bubble hem dress, grey jeggings and green flats. Look at my hair. It was a short, choppy, spiky mess that I added ratty cheap extensions to and called it a style. In all fairness I was around sixteen or seventeen here but, no, that's no excuse. Stop giving me the eye. I'm not even going to talk about the polka dot on leopard print on light denim. Never.
I'm thankfully not alone in this. With Burton's #FashFail competition (you can tweet your own traumatic photos with that hashtag) people are sending in their most haunting errors all in the name of competition. You should too. You know, so I'm not alone in this. I know you've been there. I know you thought hair mascara with sixteen scrunchies in ascending size was an excellent idea. I know you own formal knee length 'city' shorts and wore them out. I know all of your secrets and now the internet will too.